Read the latest horror movie reviews at JoBlo Movie Network — honest, in-depth takes on the biggest blockbusters, indie favorites, streaming premieres, and everything in between.
PLOT: Vlad of Castle Dracula must make an unholy bargain with a vampire in order to save his kingdom from a vicious Turkish army. By becoming a monster, he’ll be able to defeat his enemies – but is it worth...
PLOT: It's the 1950s and one night some derpy looking Martians shoot a canister harnessing a nasty alien parasite into space where it crashes to Earth. 27 years later shit hits the fan when these parasites start turning humans into...
PLOT: Three tales of terror – a ghost exacts revenge, a woman is harassed by a "dead" former lover, a man returns to his family with a thirst for blood – are spun by acting legend Boris Karloff. REVIEW: Mario...
PLOT: A Transylvanian prince (Luke Evans) makes a dark pact with an centuries-old vampire (Charles Dance) in order to save his family and kingdom from a Turkish tyrant (Dominic Cooper). For three days, he’ll possess near-limitless power, but if he...
PLOT: Since the world really lacks Dracula stories, back in 1992 super director Francis Ford Coppola brought together a hell of a cast and went all out with the sets, strongly focusing on the original Bram Stoker novel. The film starts with...
PLOT: After narrowly escaping the horde of nazi zombies that killed his friends, Martin must team with a trio of American zombie hunters and an army of Soviet undead to defeat his decaying nemesis, Herzog. REVIEW: Outrageous, insane, disgusting… and...
PLOT: During a Halloween screening of the cult classic THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN, a mysterious hooded figure violently attacks a young couple. After leaving the young woman alive, she takes it upon herself to discover the identity of her...
PLOT: Under the explosion of a sudden storm, a disparate group of travels converge to seek shelter in the secluded home of a genteel older toymaker and his wife, whose vast collection of dolls may be more than they seem....
PLOT: Glen and Terry (Stephen Dorff, Louis Tripp) inadvertently open a gate to hell in Glen’s backyard, releasing ancient demons (don’t you hate when that happens?. The boys and Glen’s sister Al (Christa Denton) must find a way to send...
PLOT: Young Dougie’s favorite video game is Satan’s Little Helper, where the player helps Satan run many an evil deed. On Halloween, Dougie comes across someone dressed in a Satan-esque costume carrying a dead body. Believing that the body is...
Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a stylish, surreal slasher satire that blends arthouse horror, nostalgia, and dark humor into a unique cult-worthy experience.
