Read the latest horror movie reviews at JoBlo Movie Network — honest, in-depth takes on the biggest blockbusters, indie favorites, streaming premieres, and everything in between.
PLOT: Having survived his first brush with Nazi zombies – minus an arm – Martin (Vegar Hoel) wakes up in a hospital to discover not only does no one believe his story, but the disembodied arm of Nazi zombie Herzog...
PLOT: A series of devastating tornados wreak havoc on a small town. In the midst of the mayhem, a local dad (Richard Armitage) teams up with a gang of storm chasers to find his lost son. REVIEW: A lot of...
PLOT: In celebration of a mate’s release from prison, a group of Londoners hole up in dilapidated high-rise to get their party on. One problem…a hideously deformed squatter doesn’t take kindly to interlopers! REVIEW: Made in the UK back in...
PLOT: An alcoholic small-town cop transforms into a werewolf after being cursed by a pagan cult. REVIEW: I’ll give WOLFCOP this; it makes for one hell of a trailer. An affectionate B-movie, Canucksploitation (Canadian Exploitation) throwback, WOLFCOP takes it’s one...
PLOT: A group of friends taking a road trip through Texas to their old family homestead run afoul of a family of cannibals. REVIEW: I’m ashamed to admit it but I’ve never seen THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (or the...
PLOT: While celebrating a bachelor party on a supposedly deserted island, four friends come in contact with the very first carrier of a nasty flesh-eating outbreak. REVIEW: Well goddamn! After the utterly atrocious CABIN FEVER 2: SPRING FEVER angrily lowered...
PLOT: Three French schoolboys cut class to go explore an abandoned, remote movie studio. To their horror, they discover that it’s not quite as abandoned as they thought. REVIEW: Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury made quite a splash in the...
PLOT: Ethan (Mark Duplass) and Sophie (Elisabeth Moss) are a couple on the verge of a split. Their therapist (Ted Danson) suggests they spend a weekend at his country-retreat; a spot which he says has worked wonders for many of...
PLOT: A videographer (Patrick Brice) answering a Craigslist ad is summoned to a remote cabin in the woods by Josef (Mark Duplass), who says he’s dying and wants to leave a video behind for his son. As they day goes...
PLOT: A time-travelling lawman, or rather “temporal agent” (Ethan Hawke) tries to prevent a terrorist bombing. REVIEW: To those of you reading this review, I don’t blame you for no doubt thinking that my plot synopsis is pretty bland. Sounds...
Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a stylish, surreal slasher satire that blends arthouse horror, nostalgia, and dark humor into a unique cult-worthy experience.
