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PLOT – Five South London teenagers run afoul of a mysterious race of aliens who have crash landed in their backyard. Along with a nurse, a stoner, a drug dealer and two wanna-be gangster kids, they must protect themselves, their...
PLOT: Curtis (Michael Shannon) is a blue-collar worker, doing his best to support his wife, Samantha (Jessica Chastain), and their young, deaf daughter. All seems to be going well, until Curtis starts having strange, apocalyptic dreams about an impending storm....
PLOT: A hobo (Rutger Hauer) arrives in a town plagued with crime; which is ruled over by a crime lord named Drake (Brian Downey), and his two psychotic sons. Tired of the rampant crime, the titular hobo buys himself a...
PLOT: Four friends (Thomas Jane, Rob Lowe, Jeremy Piven, Christian McKay) suffering through their own various midlife crises, unite for a week-long binge of boozing, and rampant drug abuse. REVIEW: I MELT WITH YOU is yet another Sundance entry that’s...
PLOT: Three teens (Kyle Gallner, Michael Angarano, Nicolas Braun) looking for sex, are lured to a rendezvous with a mysterious woman (Melissa Leo). The boys are drugged, and brought to the compound of Pastor Abin Cooper (Michael Parks), who runs...
PLOT: Eun-yi (Cannes Best Actress winner Jeon Do-youn of SECRET SUNSHINE) is hired as a nanny in an impossibly lavish mansion by businessman Hoon (Lee Jung-jae) and his very pregnant wife, Hae-ra (Seo Woo). When Hoon callously seduces the young...
PLOT: Atop a large mountain in Finland, an excavation team has dug up a most unlikely discovery: The frozen body of Santa Claus. Not the holly jolly Santa we know from movies and cartoons, however. This is the Real Santa,...
The Heroin Addicted Gangster Vampire Novel. That’s how KNUCKLE SUPPER is described via it’s official website. I went into this book knowing exactly that, that it was about a heroin addicted gangster vampire.. and that’s all. Enough to grab my...
This movie was screened as part of the 2010 Virginia Film Festival. PLOT: A troubled young girl is sent to live with her architect father and his new girlfriend in the abandoned Gothic house they’re remodeling. But the terrifying prospects...
PLOT: A series of bizarre household mishaps (and the internet) leads a suburban family into believing they are the victims of a demonic haunting. REVIEW: Considering that PARANORMAL ACTIVITY grossed over $100 Million on an $11,000 budget, a sequel was...
