Read the latest horror movie reviews at JoBlo Movie Network — honest, in-depth takes on the biggest blockbusters, indie favorites, streaming premieres, and everything in between.
Plot: A Roman Centurion- Quintus Dias (Michael Fassbender), who’s stationed in Scotland, is captured by a band of Pictish warriors. He’s rescued by the Roman Ninth legion, led by Titus Flavius Virilus (Dominic West), but when that legion is ambushed...
Plot: After his mother is murdered by a demonic street gang, a young man (Jim Sturgess)- whose face is disfigured by a large heart shaped birthmark, walks the streets of London looking for revenge. His quest soon brings him face...
PLOT:True love is born when a software salesman who makes million dollar deals practically every day meets a fledgling Victoria’s Secret model. Their courtship is interrupted by a sudden – and I mean SUDDEN – attack on their town by...
Plot: A struggling rock band finds unlikely success when their beautiful bass player (Jessica Paré) is turned into a vampire. When word of this newly undead band begins to leak out, a vampire hunter- Eddie Van Helsing (Malcolm McDowell) gives...
Plot: In plague ravaged Medieval England, a group of knights, led by the vengeful Ulrich (Sean Bean), are sent to a small village- which is said to be protected from the plague due to witchcraft and devil worship. A young...
Plot: A documentary crew follows a sham Exorcist named Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) to a remote farm, where he’s been hired to exorcise a demon supposedly possessing the soul of the teenage daughter (Ashley Bell) of a devout evangelical Christian...
PLOT: When their high school principal (Michael Chiklis) hatches a plan to have the whole high school tested for drugs, two stoners (Matt Bush & Sean Marquette) concoct a plan of their own. They steal some high-powered marijuana from a...
PLOT: Two hillbillies (Alan Tudyk & Tyler Labine) are mistaken for mass-murderers by a group of randy college kids. REVIEW: TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL is a goofy but incredibly fun horror comedy that spoofs classic killer hillbilly movies like...
Plot: Grace (Mandy Bo) is a young heroin-addicted nurse, who, after an overdose- is snatched from intensive care by the hospital janitor (Jason Barbeck). He imprisons her in an abandoned factory, all the while claiming that the world outside has...
Plot: In the wake of the war in Kosovo, a young Serbian filmmaker named Marko, wanders the countryside of his homeland with a band of misfits, staging live, pornographic performances. Their performances catch the eye of an ex-war correspondent, turned...
