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PLOT: After the death of his father, a young law school graduate decides to return to his hometown for the funeral. Once he arrives, he discovers an antique urn that seemingly can make all your dreams come true. But you...
Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
PLOT: A young girl resurrected by a bolt of lightning reconnects with her long-lost mother and wreaks havoc with electrokinetic abilities. REVIEW: What if FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD's mousy heroine Tina had been the character in...
PLOT: One night before D-Day, a squadron of American paratroopers is dropped into enemy territory, where they unwittingly stumble on a sadistic Nazi experimentation regime. REVIEW: War is hell. Hell is horrifying. Ipso facto, the hellish horrors of war have...
PLOT: Avenging angel Lisbeth Salander tackles her most deadly mission yet when she agrees to intercept a powerful computer program that has the power to destroy the world. REVIEW: Fede Alvarez is both a solid and clever choice to helm THE...
PLOT: When a single mother (Kristen Ruhlin) is stricken with violent Stigmatic wounds, she turns to a local nun (Eileen Davies) and priest (Juris Strenga) at a secluded convent to understand the wickedness that lies before her. REVIEW: I hadn’t...
PLOT: There is a dark magic that takes hold of the famed Markos Dance Academy. And when a young American dancer arrives, evil begins to cast its spell as she finds herself seduced by what hides deep inside its walls....
Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
SYNOPSIS: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina imagines the origin and adventures of Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a dark coming-of-age story that traffics in horror, the occult and, of course, witchcraft. Tonally in the vein of Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist,...
PLOT: A nefarious coven of witches at a Berlin dance Academy set their sights on a promising new American dancer who arrives in 1977. REVIEW: Luca Guadagnino’s SUSPIRIA is a luridly seductive fever-dream. Ardent Argento acolytes might feel affronted by...
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