Get Stitches on April Fools day!

First of all, no one should ever trust their life around grown ass men wearing rainbow colored pants. Clowns have been the subject for a lot of horror films over the years simply because they are pure nightmare fuel that legitimately scare the living day shits out of people. The red nose, wild hair and creepy smile make for the perfect horror villain which is why this latest news from Dark Sky is so very awesome as we will finally get to check out the much buzzed about STITCHES here in the U.S.

World renowned British standup comedian Ross Noble stars as a murderous kids' birthday party clown for Director Conor McMahon (Dead Meat, The Disturbed) in STITCHES, debuting with special April Fools' Day screenings in select cities on April 1, 2013. For fans who can't catch the rampage on the big screen, STITCHES will be available on VOD, Digital Download, Blu-ray and DVD on April 2 from MPI /Dark Sky Films.

Years after a cruel kids' prank during a birthday party for 8-year-old Tommy (Tommy Knight, Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures) left hired clown Richard "Stitches" Grindle (Ross Noble) dead on the kitchen floor, the childhood friends gather to plan a birthday bash to end all bashes. But they haven't counted on the degenerate jester rising from the grave to seek vengeance on the children who mocked him and caused his grisly, untimely end. Now Tommy and his teenage friends are on the run from an undead jokester who's ready to use every trick in the book (and many that aren't) to exact his revenge. Dead Meat writer-director Conor McMahon delivers a delirious slasher epic, a hilariously twisted and blood-soaked tale of one very bad clown with a talent for making balloon animals - but with one very hideous difference.
Extra Tidbit: Will you be picking up STITCHES?
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