Iced Bikini Girls!

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Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Every once in a while, we here at AITH come across a piece of cinematic storytelling so brilliantly-conceived, we can all but guarantee it as a must-see for anyone in love with the genre. Today, that flick is… BIKINI GIRLS ON ICE. Oh, hell yes! What a title! What a concept! What a perfectly blatant attempt to showcase some boobage! And believe it or not, it sounds like BIKINI GIRLS actually has a pretty fun plot. I know you’re already hooked, but take a look anyway:

When a bus-load of women’s college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town. Little do they know the place is the stalking-grounds for a homicidal maniac mechanic named Moe who has a penchant for putting his victims literally on ice after the kill.

Oh yes, there will be boobs… and blood. And, as an extra special treat, you can view BIKINI GIRLS ON ICE’s trailer at its official website! You’ll get a bevy of babes in skimpy swimwear getting all wet… and then getting killed! Simply click here for all the fun!

The flick was directed by Geoff Klein who co-wrote the script with Jeff Ross. The largely female cast consists of Suzi Lorraine, Kerri Taylor, Ivan Peric, Cindel Chartrand, Christina Sciortino, Melissa Paulson, William Jarand, Danielle Doetsch, Terek Ghader, and Caroline Faille. BIKINI GIRLS is currently in post-production and aiming for a release in 2009.


I wonder if this is what the flick’s auditions looked like?

Source: Dread Central

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