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Awfully Good: Demons

Posted 13 years ago

Jason Demons (1985) Director: Lamberto Bava Stars:Natasha Hovey, Urbano Barberini, Paola Cozzo A group of people get trapped in a movie theater where the feature presentation turns them in to bloodthirsty monsters. A movie so bad it almost kills you?...

TV Review: Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Episode 5 / October 22, 2013)

Posted 13 years ago

Alex NOTE: Join us every WEDNESDAY as we review the latest episode… EPISODE 5: "The Girl in the Flower Dress" SYNOPSIS:  An elusive girl in a flower dress may hold the key to the mystery that brings Coulson and team...

Movie Jail: This week’s defendant is…Justin Timberlake!

Posted 13 years ago

This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed...

The Good, The Bad & The Badass: Ridley Scott

Posted 13 years ago

Chris Last week, to celebrate the release of ESCAPE PLAN, we examined the long career for veteran action hero Sylvester Stallone. This week sees the release of another film from an industry veteran- THE COUNSELOR, from this week’s subject…

Awesome Art We’ve Found Around The Net: James Bond, Rapunzel, The Walking Dead, Wolverine

Posted 13 years ago

Theodore Some cliche somewhere said that 'a picture is worth a thousand words.' This has proven to be the case for me and especially when it comes to fan art. I have always sought out great fan art and have...

The Best Movie You Never Saw: Hard Boiled

Posted 13 years ago

Welcome to The Best Movie You NEVER Saw, a column dedicated to examining films that have flown under the radar or gained traction throughout the years, earning them a place as a cult classic or underrated gem that was either...

Top 10 Horror Psychics!

Posted 13 years ago

So, what do you guys and gals think of the CARRIE remake, opening today? Word is the cast and crew went back and reshot a bunch of shite in order to make the flick worthy of a hard-R rating. You...

Top 10 Remakes of All Time

Posted 13 years ago

Brian De Palma’s CARRIE is a classic, but a flawed one. With that in mind, a remake is not as terrible an idea as it would be if it were THE EXORCIST or CASABLANCA. While good remakes are usually the...

Face-Off: John Matrix vs. John Rambo

Posted 13 years ago

Last week’s Face-Off featured the two badass characters of Black Dynamite and Machete Cortez with the former winning the battle handily. Cortez was dealt a double blow as his film MACHETE KILLS sank at the box office. With the Schwarzenegger/Stallone...

The Arrow’s Top 8 reasons why the Supernatural TV show rocks!

Posted 13 years ago

It’s the Halloween season, I’m grooving to a horror show, I’m sharing the love! Now, I haven’t followed a TV Show since The X-Files. Not because I don’t want to but because I simply don’t have the f-ing time to...

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