JoBlo Originals

Movie Jail: This week’s defendant is…Brian De Palma!

Posted 13 years ago

This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed...

Face-Off: Friday the 13th Part VI Vs. Friday the 13th Part VII

Posted 13 years ago

Well, holy hand grenade! I sure was blown away by the number of readers that disagreed with our last Face-Off! Everyone thought that The Descent should have bested Pitch Black and you know what? I totally agree with ya! The...

Lily of the Valley: This Week on Breaking Bad (Episode 14 / September 15, 2013)

Posted 13 years ago

NOTE: Join us every MONDAY as we review the latest episode… EPISODE 14: Ozymandias THE HOOK: The beginning of the end. Walt leaves his empire behind to live life, while Jesse’s alive, but dying on the inside. And then there’s...

Awesome Art We’ve Found Around The Net: Hulk, Looper, The Matrix, The Wizard of Oz

Posted 13 years ago

Theodore Some cliche somewhere said that 'a picture is worth a thousand words.' This has proven to be the case for me and especially when it comes to fan art. I have always sought out great fan art and have...

The Best Movie You Never Saw: The 13th Warrior

Posted 13 years ago

Welcome to The Best Movie You NEVER Saw, a column dedicated to examining films that have flown under the radar or gained traction throughout the years, earning them a place as a cult classic or underrated gem that was either...

Top 10 Horror Sequels of All Time (Video Edition)

Posted 13 years ago

INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2 is hoping to do what most horror sequels are incapable of doing and not suck. The first film was a surprisingly effective horror offering from the guy who brought us SAW, a franchise that wore out it’s...

Face-Off: La Femme Nikita vs. Léon: The Professional

Posted 13 years ago

In last week’s Face-Off, you decided that Vin Diesel fighting off nocturnal flying space predators in PITCH BLACK was cooler than him battling an empire of pretentious zombie-soldiers bent on universal conquest in THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK. With the release...

Ink & Pixel: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Posted 13 years ago

Steve Ink & Pixel is a source of pride and joy for me as a writer and as such, I’m always striving to take this column further for those who read and enjoy it. If you yourself, or anyone you...

Awfully Good: Killer Condom

Posted 13 years ago

Jason Killer Condom (1996) Director: Martin Walz Stars: Udo Samel, Peter Lohmeyer, Marc Richter “The rubber that rubs you out!” KILLER CONDOM is a strange beast. Despite every instinct your brain would suggest, it’s not your average high-concept horror movie....

The UnPopular Opinion: The Amazing Spider-man

Posted 13 years ago

Alex THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We’re hoping this column...

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