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C’mon Hollywood: Where in the hell is the new Pee-Wee Herman movie?

Posted 13 years ago

*Note: The secret word for this column is: “allegedly.” You know what to do. Like many of you, I grew up on Saturday morning cartoons when they were still awesome. The topper to those cartoon mornings was seeing the grey-suited...

Movie Jail: This week’s defendant is…Kevin Smith!

Posted 13 years ago

Welcome to Movie Jail, a facility like any other, only its inmates are Hollywood writers, directors, actors and producers. This column will serve as a Movie Jail trial. We will put one defendant on trial; lay out arguments for the...

Awesome Art We’ve Found Around The Net: Argo, The Avengers, G-Force, The Joker

Posted 13 years ago

Theodore Some cliche somewhere said that ‘a picture is worth a thousand words.’ This has proven to be the case for me and especially when it comes to fan art. I have always sought out great fan art and have...

Horror Ten Spot: Sam Raimi’s Best Horror Moments

Posted 13 years ago

Although he’s gravitated away from the genre in the last decade or so, Sam Raimi will always be a horror legend. In 1981 the man personified ingenuity by channeling the brio and bravado of anarchic youth into a low-budget horror...

The Ten Spot: Best Irish Movie Characters (Video Edition!)

Posted 13 years ago

With St. Patrick’s Day coming up soon, I thought it would be appropriate to run through the long and colorful history of Irish characters on the big screen. There have been way more than ten of them in the hundred...

Face-Off: Spider-Man vs. Spider-Man 2

Posted 13 years ago

In last weeks Face-Off, we anticipated the release of 21 and Over with a match between two comedies that echoed the new release’s alcohol filled premise in their own ways in Superbad and The Hangover. While The Hangover won the...

Awfully Good: The Oogieloves

Posted 13 years ago

Jason The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012) Director: Matthew Diamond Stars: Cary Elwes, Cloris Leachman, Christopher Lloyd The Teletubbies have sex with Pee Wee’s Playhouse and then go on a bad acid trip. I know it’s not really...

Where on the Shelf Is…Don’s Plum?

Posted 13 years ago

Welcome to “Where on the Shelf Is…” In this column, I look at great TV shows and movies that have never been on DVD and/or Blu-ray. For your pleasure and out of all of our frustrations, this column examines the...

C’mon Hollywood: Cut out the crap and get down to business with the Oscars!

Posted 13 years ago

Like many of you, I sat down to watch the Oscars last Sunday against my better judgment and endured the long, tedious misfire of material that flowed like wine throughout. It wasn’t the worst thing I’d ever seen (that distinction...

Movie Jail: This week’s defendant is…Keanu Reeves!

Posted 13 years ago

Welcome to Movie Jail, a facility like any other, only its inmates are Hollywood writers, directors, actors and producers. This column will serve as a Movie Jail trial. We will put one defendant on trial; lay out arguments for the...

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