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Dissecting Stephen King

Posted 14 years ago

”Stephen King” Buy PET SEMETARY here! If one was to name the one name in horror that practically defines the genre, that name would be Stephen King. For the last 35 years, King has written classic horror novel after another,...

This Week in Blu-ray / DVD Releases: Dark Shadows, Cinderella, Iron Sky, Red Lights…

Posted 14 years ago

This week: After ‘Dark Shadows,’ Burton and Depp may need to start seeing other people. Also: ‘Universal Classic Monsters’ shows you where it all began; ‘Iron Sky’ wants this year’s so-bad-it’s-good award; and ‘Pet Sematary’ won’t stay dead. ► The...

Movie Jail: This week’s defendants is…Jim Carrey!

Posted 14 years ago

Welcome to Movie Jail, a facility like any other, only its inmates are Hollywood writers, directors, actors and producers. This column will serve as a Movie Jail trial. We will put one defendant on trial; lay out arguments for the...

Face-Off: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Vs. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Posted 14 years ago

Well, with the largely negative response to the victor of our last Face-Off, I can only think one thing: you all need to watch DISTURBING BEHAVIOR again! Oh, I’m only half kidding. I know THE FACULTY is still an enjoyable...

Reel Action: Dragon Eyes (2012), starring Cung Le and Jean-Claude Van Damme

Posted 14 years ago

DRAGON EYES (2012) Rating: 1.5 out of 4 Directed by: John Hyams Starring: Cung Lee, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Peter Weller THE PLAN: Some dude (Cung Lee) that can’t act but that can throw a kick like nobody’s beeyatch, gets out...

What will you be watching this weekend? (September 28)

Posted 14 years ago

Finally! The work week is over and you’ll have some free time to relax, crack a cold one, pop that corn and nuke some ‘chos all in the noble pursuit of cinematic entertainment! Every Friday we’d like to hear what...

The Incredible Screencap Challenge – September 28, 2012

Posted 14 years ago

Welcome back to another Incredible Screencap Challenge, where we post the stills and you tell us what movie each image is from. Easy, right? Put your movie knowledge to the test and see how many YOU can get right. Wow...

Soundtracks, Soundtracks, Soundtracks: Hip Hop Soundtracks

Posted 14 years ago

There are many things that make a movie what it is. It all starts with a story (according to what every How-To book on screenwriting tells us), there is the director and his crew, there are the actors, who bust...

Face-Off: Terminator vs. Terminator 2

Posted 14 years ago

In last weeks Face Off, we were all about the dirty cop theme in a match up between Heat and The Departed. While Departed got its fair share of love, the classic Heat pulled out a victory. With good cause,...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Creepshow 2 (1987)

Posted 14 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

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