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Where on the Shelf Is…The Wonder Years: The Complete Series

Posted 14 years ago

Welcome to “Where on the Shelf Is…” In this column, I look at great TV shows and movies that have never been on DVD and/or Blu-ray. For your pleasure and out of all of our frustrations, this column examines the...

Awfully Good: Street Trash

Posted 14 years ago

Jason Street Trash (1987) Director: J. Michael Muro Stars: Bill Chepil, Vic Noto, James Lorinz The new adult beverage Viper is so good, it’ll make your face melt! Let’s not play games. The only reason to watch something like STREET...

C’mon Hollywood: Is Wonder Woman cursed?

Posted 14 years ago

Created by William Moulton Marston (inventor of the polygraph…seriously) in 1941, Wonder Woman has since become a cultural icon and the leading symbol for female superheroes all over the world.  The Amazonian goddess, also known as Princess Diana, decked out...

It’s the Booze Talkin’: Who the hell even wants a new Scary Movie?

Posted 14 years ago

I grew up watching shit like THE NAKED GUN series, AIRPLANE, and TOP SECRET!, and I loved every single one of them. Something about a really solid spoof movie that put me in a happy place and made me laugh...

This Week in Blu-ray / DVD Releases: Sept. 11

Posted 14 years ago

This week: Thor and some dwarves save emo Snow White. Plus, the stretch run for 30 Rock begins, Spielberg’s TV slump continues with Terra Nova, and it’s time to go back to Titanic (bring your 3-D glasses). ► Not sure...

Movie Jail: This week’s defendant is…Oliver Stone!

Posted 14 years ago

Welcome to Movie Jail, a facility like any other, only its inmates are Hollywood writers, directors, actors and producers. This column will serve as a Movie Jail trial. We will put one defendant on trial; lay out arguments for the...

Back to the Drive-in: Squirm (1976)

Posted 14 years ago

Jimmy If you are like me, nothing can beat a creepy crawly in a horror flick. Snakes, spiders, scorpions, ants, you name it, if it is attacking some poor dumb townsfolk, there is nothing better in my ridiculous opinion. The...

Horror Ten Spot: My Most Anticipated Fall 2012 Genre Movies

Posted 14 years ago

Sad, I know. This last flip of the calendar all but cemented the end of another summer. Beaches cleared, bikinis covered, classrooms filled. Ah, must be fall. Fortunately, one of the cool things about waiting 9 months until next June...

Face-Off: Original Indiana Jones Trilogy vs. Original Star Wars Trilogy

Posted 14 years ago

In last weeks Face Off, two of the best films of the gangster genre went head to head in the form of Godfather vs. Goodfellas. It was a hell of a battle with The Godfather pulling out the victory by...

The Ten Spot: 10 Movie Chicks That Would Kick My Ass

Posted 14 years ago

While imagining getting my ass handed to me by hundreds of ladies for this article I came to the conclusion that it should stick strictly to hand-to-hand combat. Any crazy bitch can shoot me in half (sorry, Selene) or crush...

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