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Reel Action: Safe (starring Jason Statham)

Posted 14 years ago

Eric SAFE (2012) Rating: 3.5 out of 4 Tagline: She has the code. He is the key. Directed by: Boaz Yakin Starring: Jason Statham, Catherine Chan, Chris Sarandon, Robert John Burke, Anson Mount and James Hong. THE PLAN: Mei is...

Cast This: Lobo

Posted 14 years ago

Time to head back to the comics to find our next “Cast This” subject. After the LOBO adaptation lost Guy Ritchie, I thought this thing was in the crapper. What studio would be ballsy enough to do this? What director...

The F*cking Black Sheep: The 6th Day (2000)

Posted 14 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Face-Off: Avengers vs. Dark Knight Rises

Posted 14 years ago

Last weeks Face Off saw Robert De Niro victorious in their favor with the readers over the great Al Pacino with a score of 15-8. This week we take a different approach. We will focus on two films that haven’t...

The UnPopular Opinion: Gamer

Posted 14 years ago

THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We’re hoping this column will...

Awfully Good: The Avengers

Posted 14 years ago

Jason Wonder why all the ads keep referring to the summer’s biggest superhero movie as MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS? Maybe they want to set themselves as far apart from this 1998 turkey as (super)humanly possible. The Avengers (1998) Director: Jeremiah S....

It’s the Booze Talkin’: The Silent Night, Deadly Night remake is shaping up awesomely!

Posted 14 years ago

Remaking classic ‘80s schlock is about as clichéd as one can get these days—it happens so often that it’s hard to bat an eye at them anymore. There’s the good (MY BLOODY VALENTINE), the bad (BLACK CHRISTMAS), and… well, the...

C’mon Hollywood: Don’t be in a hurry to reboot Batman!

Posted 14 years ago

In just a few months we’ll be treated to Christopher Nolan’s conclusion to his Batman trilogy, THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. Most are dying to see his Dark Knight grace the screen for the final time, making it a bittersweet finale,...

Cast This: Who should direct Terminator 5?

Posted 14 years ago

Ready to find another director? A few days ago, James Cameron shared his thoughts on the direction that TERMINATOR 5 should go in. To make it short, Cameron thinks that the film should be “Arnold-centric”, focusing on the T-800. Upon...

Book Review: The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Visual Companion

Posted 14 years ago

Eric GET THE BOOK HERE! Let it be stated upfront that “The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Visual Companion” is only meant for people who have seen the film (or don’t mind having it myriad of memorable images ruined...

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