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Face-Off: Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs. Ryan Gosling

Posted 15 years ago

Welcome to The Face-Off, the ultimate showdown for movies. Every week, the Face-Off takes two movies and compares the hard facts and details for each. We’ll decide which film we think was stronger for each section that we break down,...

THE F*CKING BLACK SHEEP: Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

Posted 15 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The UnPopular Opinion: Miami Vice

Posted 15 years ago

THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We’re hoping this column will...

Awfully Good: Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl

Posted 15 years ago

Jason How was your Valentine’s Day? Hopefully minimal on the arterial bloodsprays. Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009) Director: Yoshihiro Nishimura, Naoyuki Tomomatsu Stars: Yukie Kawamura, Takumi Saito, Eri Otoguro Is there a plot? TWILIGHT with neck bolts. What’s the...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Move over EX2, The Tomb is coming!

Posted 15 years ago

One of the best cinematic moments of 2010 happened when Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Bruce Willis all shared the big screen together in THE EXPENDABLES, even if it was less than 5 minutes long and featured zero action—having the...

C’mon Hollywood: Separate Oscar category for best comedy?

Posted 15 years ago

Chris A few months ago, Judd Apatow, who’s produced and/or directed some of the best comedies in recent years, including this year’s sleeper hit BRIDESMAIDS, suggested that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, overhaul their categories for best...

Movie Soundtracks of the Month (February): Star Wars Saga

Posted 15 years ago

There are many things that make a movie what it is. It all starts with a story (according to what every How-To book on screenwriting tells us), there is the director and his crew, there are the actors, who bust...

VIDEO GAME REVIEW: NeverDead

Posted 15 years ago

Published by: Konami Corporation Developed by: Rebellion Release Date: Jan. 31, 2012 Available on: Xbox 360, PS3 GET THIS GAME HERE INTRO: You’re Bryce, and you’re a demon slayer of some sort who’s always getting killed. Yes, this is a...

Awfully Good: Forces of Nature

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Next week is Valentine’s Day! Time for another terrible Ben Affleck romantic comedy! Forces of Nature (1999) Director: Bronwen Hughes Stars: Ben Affleck, Sandra Bullock, Maura Tierney Is there a plot? God hates Ben Affleck and does not want...

2012 Universal Pictures Movie Preview!

Posted 15 years ago

JoBlo I’m not sure why the big movie studios aren’t releasing their 2012 previews earlier this year (or at all!), but I guess times…they are a-changing (sigh). That said, after WARNER BROS and SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT both presented us with their...

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