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CAST THIS: John McClane Jr.

Posted 15 years ago

JoBlo We received a treasure trove of information yesterday about the upcoming DIE HARD 5, now awkwardly titled A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD. Moreover we learned that the film will be out in early 2013, and has a plot...

Awfully Good: Faust

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Faust: Love of the Damned (2000) Director: Brian Yuzna Stars: Andrew Divoff, Jeffrey Combs, Mark Frost Is there a plot? Once upon a time, SPAWN had sex with THE CROW. Nine months later, FAUST was born. What’s the damage?...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Fav Evil Robots

Posted 15 years ago

Entering the public ring this weekend is Shawn Levy’s rock’em-sock’em robot flick REAL STEEL, a movie we’ve not for one second muted our vocal disinterest in. Shite looks like ROLLER BALL meets “American Gladiators,” with Hugh Jackman playing some cocky...

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Ewww! Dissecting the grossest scenes in The Human Centipede 2

Posted 15 years ago

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 hits select theaters today across the U.S. Soon you people will know the pain that Eric Walkuski and I endured reviewing this for the site. Sometime yesterday, we started debating what was the grosses part of...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Why shooting the Fast Five sequels back-to-back is a bad idea

Posted 15 years ago

If Twitch is to be believed, FAST SIX and FAST SEVEN (or whatever you want to call them) will be shooting back-to-back next spring with Jason Statham in talks to join the cast. Not one to bury the lede, I’ll...

Awfully Good: One-Eyed Monster

Posted 15 years ago

Jason October is here and that means a month of amazingly bad horror movies! To start off, we take a look at a film that is the polar opposite of the man-eating vagina flick PENETRATION ANGST… One-Eyed Monster (2008) Director:...

Movie Soundtracks of the Month (September): Drive, Warrior…

Posted 15 years ago

There are many things that make a movie what it is. It all starts with a story (according to what every How-To book on screenwriting tells us), there is the director and his crew, there are the actors, who bust...

THE F*CKING BLACK SHEEP: Hellraiser (1987)

Posted 15 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

REEL ACTION: The Marine (2006) starring John Cena and Robert Patrick

Posted 15 years ago

THE MARINE (2006) Rating: 3 on 4 / Buy the DVD here Tagline: John Cena is The Marine. Directed by John Bonito Starring John Cena, Kelly Carlson and Robert Patrick THE PLAN: A Marine is forced out of the Marine...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Why do good movies tank?

Posted 15 years ago

Chris Since hitting theaters three weeks ago, WARRIOR has only made a piddling $12 million. This despite sitting at a pretty damn impressive 84% fresh rating at Rotten Tomatoes, and getting a CinemaScore of A, meaning that both critics and...

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