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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Is it me, or does Ghost Rider 2 look ridiculously awesome?

Posted 15 years ago

It’s February of 2007 and the biggest movie to hit theaters is a little comic book flick called GHOST RIDER, with the great Nicolas Cage in the hot seat as The Rider and Henry f*cking Fonda as the Devil. The...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Best Cinematic Critters

Posted 15 years ago

Entering theaters this week is Troy Nixey’s fabled spook-fest, DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK, which has, every step of the way, been creatively shepherded by Mexican visionary Guillermo del Toro. And even though The Arrow found the film a...

CAST THIS: Adam Jensen (Deus Ex)

Posted 15 years ago

JoBlo You may have noticed that Cast This columns are getting a little scarce. It’s not that I don’t want to write them, it’s just that there aren’t many movies being announced these days that have iconic characters that need...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Be a little more selective with your roles, Jason Statham!

Posted 15 years ago

Chris The other night, I was watching Jason Statham’s latest movie, BLITZ on Blu-ray. Unlike his other recent films, BLITZ went straight to DVD, and watching the film it wasn’t all that hard to see why. While not a bad...

Awfully Good: She-Wolves of the Wasteland

Posted 15 years ago

Jason She-Wolves of the Wasteland (1988) Director: Robert Hayes Stars: Persis Khambatta, Kathleen Kinmont, Peggy McIntaggart Is there a plot? After a deadly plague wipes out almost all of humanity, leaving only a handful of women, a brave lady warrior...

Awfully Good: I Know Who Killed Me

Posted 15 years ago

Jason I Know Who Killed Me (2007) Director: Chris Sivertson Stars: Lindsay Lohan, Neal McDonough, Julia Ormond Is there a plot? Aubrey Fleming is abducted by a serial killer, only to later be found alive…except now she claims to be...

Awfully Good: Dinocroc vs. Supergator

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Dinocroc vs. Supergator (2010) Director: Jim Wynorski Stars: David Carradine, Corey Landis, Amy Rasimas Is there a plot? Two giant reptiles escape, eat people and then fight each other. What’s the damage? At this point I’m getting a little...

Top 10 Fantastic Foursomes of Film

Posted 15 years ago

If I had three really close friends that were all as cool and magical as me there’s no doubt in my mind that we would change the world. Be it with music, or street dancing, or an unrelenting crime spree...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Should Andy Serkis be nominated for an Oscar?

Posted 15 years ago

Chris RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES hit theaters this weekend with a stronger-than-expected $54 Million opening, thanks in no small part to the stellar word of mouth the film is already raking up. Currently, the Cinema Score is...

Awfully Good: Super Fuzz

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Super Fuzz (1981) Director: Sergio Corbucci Stars: Terence Hill, Ernest Borgnine, Joanne Dru Is there a plot? Rookie cop Dave Speed accidentally gets exposed to nuclear radiation, and instead of hulking out, gets a host of zany powers that...

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