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The Arrow’s 10 creepiest Star Trek (Original Series) episodes! #2

Posted 15 years ago

I’m starting to see a pattern within myself with these editorials that I randomly write for the site. Every time I geek-out hardcore on something in my personal life, boom, it winds up as an editorial on the site. It...

REEL ACTION: Surviving the Game, starring Rutger Hauer and Ice-T

Posted 15 years ago

Eric SURVIVING THE GAME (1994) Rating: 3 out of 4 /Buy the DVD Here Tagline: Jack Mason knows he’s going to die someday. But today he’s not in the mood. Directed by: Ernest Dickerson Starring: Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, Charles S....

THE F*CKING BLACK SHEEP: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)

Posted 15 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Awfully Good: Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos

Posted 15 years ago

Jason There have been a lot of TV shows that I’ve been tempted to include in this column, like the exponentially ridiculous “Secret Life of the American Teenager” or the last few seasons of “Family Matters” (where Urkel became a...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Eff the BBFC for Banning The Human Centipede 2!

Posted 15 years ago

One of my favorite horror movies of 2010 was Tom Six’s THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE. The film had an interesting look to it, it was well made, and maybe most of all, it was effective. The name itself still sends a...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Fav Aqua-Horror Flicks

Posted 15 years ago

Ah, what better time of year; the weather’s warming, the beaches are teeming, the bikinis are strapping up…yup, it must be summer. As such, and given the fact I happened to catch the underrated 1977 Peter Yates film THE DEEP...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Clear off the shelf!

Posted 15 years ago

Chris Shelved. That’s what the industry calls it when, for one reason or another, a studio opts not to release one of their films in a timely fashion. The reasons vary. Sometimes, for some reason or other, big chunks of...

Awfully Good: The Room…Live!

Posted 15 years ago

Jason This week brings a very special theatrical edition of Awfully Good… The Room…Live! Director: Tommy Wiseau Stars: Tommy Wiseau, Greg Sestero Is there a plot? If you’re not familiar with the genius that is THE ROOM, click here for...

Top 10 Awesome Movie Birthday Gifts

Posted 15 years ago

I’m currently in gift hunting mode for my son’s third birthday. The shit that exists today blows away the kind of things I got when I was kid. I’ve narrowed it down to a full size Spider-Man pinball machine and...

CAST THIS: Tarzan

Posted 15 years ago

JoBlo New IPs are being snatched up for film adaptation the moment there’s any hint that they might become popular. Hollywood is desperate to find stories that have already been written, and just need special effects and A-listers to spruce...

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