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REEL ACTION: The Seven-Ups (1973), starring Roy Scheider

Posted 15 years ago

Eric THE SEVEN-UPS (1973) Rating: 3 out of 4 /Buy the DVD Here Directed by: Philip D’Antoni Starring: Roy Scheider, Tony Lo Bianco, Richard Lynch and Joe Spinell THE PLAN: A small group of New York City cops, who strictly...

THE F*CKING BLACK SHEEP: Scream 3 (2000)

Posted 15 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

CAST THIS: The Rat Pack

Posted 15 years ago

JoBlo This column has been known to focus on superheroes and video game characters more often than not, as those are the type of properties being adapted these days, but today we’re going to class things up a bit. Martin...

Awfully Good: Birdemic

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2008) Director: James Nguyen Stars: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Rick Camp Is there a plot? Tommy Wiseau directs an M. Night Shyamalan-scripted remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS. What’s the damage? With the marginal success...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Why making Hatchet 3 is a bad idea

Posted 15 years ago

After being over-saturated with torture porn along the likes of the SAW franchise, the state of horror movies seemed to have lost its balls for the sake of making money at the box office around Halloween. But the fact that...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Best Kills in the Scream Franchise (Part 2)

Posted 15 years ago

Jake Alright, so we all know longtime horror maven Wes Craven is set to skulk down the suburban streets of Woodsboro for the fourth time on April 15th. After coming off possibly his worst directorial effort in MY SOUL TO...

VIDEO GAME REVIEW: Ghostbusters- Sanctum of Slime

Posted 15 years ago

Published by: Atari Developed by: Behaviour Santiago Release Date: March 23, 2011 Available on: PC Windows 7 / Vista / XP, PS3 (download) , XBOX (download) BUY THIS GAME HERE INTRO: If you’ll remember, I really enjoyed the last Ghostbusters game...

Top 10 Baseball Bat Moments

Posted 15 years ago

I have no idea who that chick is in the above pic so let’s just move on. The boys of summer are back and even though I’ve been a little heavy on the sports themed Ten Spots lately I thought...

Awfully Good: Sharktopus

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Sharktopus (2010) Director: Declan O’Brien Stars: Eric Roberts, Kerem Bursin, Sara Lane Is there a plot? A genetically modified creature created by the government breaks free and does what genetically modified creatures created by the government do—kills teenagers on...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Ass-Kicking Genre Hotties

Posted 15 years ago

What’s not to love about a woman flexing her brawn onscreen? In an industry overly dominated by men – male writers, male directors, producers, execs, male actors who enjoy vastly arrayed parts to play – it’s always refreshing to see...

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