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CAST THIS: The Riddler

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, I’ve had it. I’ve heard one Riddler rumor too many, and I can’t put off this column any longer, in case something official is announced at Comic-Con soon. Ever since THE DARK KNIGHT premiered, there have been rumors about...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Genetic Monster Mash-Ups

Posted 16 years ago

Genetic experimentation has always been fertile ground for horror because it is both possible, and provides a reasonably believable scenario where real life monstrosities could be unleashed upon the world. With SPLICE coming out with it’s high profile casting and...

Top 10 Topless Scenes You Might Have Missed

Posted 16 years ago

You ever sit in your basement and talk to a porn star on the phone while looking for rare nude scenes from movies on the internet? This was my Friday afternoon. I’m going to invent new levels of creepy before...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Movie tickets are getting too damn expensive!

Posted 16 years ago

…movie tickets are getting too damn expensive! by J.A. Hamilton I’ve always loved going to the movies, be it drive-in (I saw E.T. and MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE at the drive-in though in all honesty I don’t much remember the...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Predator Kills

Posted 16 years ago

Nimrod Antal and Robert Rodriguez are going to try and pump some life back into the flagging Predator franchise this summer with PREDATORS, so it seems like a decent time to look back at some of the best kills the...

CAST THIS: Megan Fox

Posted 16 years ago

I understand this may be kind of a confusing title, but I didn’t really know how else to phrase it. No, someone is not making a biopic about the rise and fall of Hollywood’s hottest trash-talking actress Megan Fox (yet),...

Top 10 Favorite Stairway Scenes

Posted 16 years ago

I had a hard time thinking up a list this week. So when I came home from basketball (and 79 pitchers of beer, if I remember correctly) the other night and promptly fell down my stairs while racing to release...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Why the NOES Remake is a Failure

Posted 16 years ago

So the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET remake has finally hit theaters, and the overall reaction has been that it’s anywhere from a complete disaster to a generally OK but unnecessary movie. But make no mistake, no matter what you thought...

CAST THIS: I Dream of Jeannie

Posted 16 years ago

This is one Cast This column I never imagined would manifest itself, but I forgot about Hollywood’s propensity to take absolutely everything that’s ever existed, film, TV, book, game, cereal box or otherwise and turn it into a feature film....

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: What the hell happened to Chris Tucker?

Posted 16 years ago

…what the hell happened to Chris Tucker? by J.A. Hamilton The ebb and flow of comedy seems to fluctuate back and forth every ten years or so. The eighties gave us Eddie Murphy, a man who’s comedic exploits are not...

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