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C’MON HOLLYWOOD: More book adaptations, less reboots!

Posted 17 years ago

…more book adaptions, less reboots! by J.A. Hamilton Now I know I’ve touched upon the fact that novels and films go hand in hand before by way of my appeal for more Fantasy book translations, but this line of thinking...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Horror Movies That Should Be Remade

Posted 17 years ago

Well, AITH reader Adam Koetters is el fuego and shot us another great idea for this week. Well done sir! Clearly remakes have become the rage in Hollywood, both horror and otherwise. Hell, Spidey is getting a reboot already so...

CAST THIS: Commander Shepard

Posted 17 years ago

I had two options of when to write this Cast This column. I could wait until some super official MASS EFFECT movie news came out, or I could do it the week the new game is released. Well, since I’ve...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Give us Sam Raimi’s Warcraft next!

Posted 17 years ago

…give us WARCRAFT next Raimi! by J.A. Hamilton Thus far the new year hasn’t been kind with news like last week’s Spider-Man column and I’m not too keen on the CONAN news either but we’ll save that for later as...

CAST THIS: Mary Jane

Posted 17 years ago

Another Spider-Man column? That’s two in a row, Tassi! Yeah, I know, but the SPIDER-MAN reboot continues to be the story of the year (well, twenty days in), and at this point last week, all we knew was that Sony...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Is Spider-Man Dead in the Water?

Posted 17 years ago

…is SPIDER-MAN dead in the water? by J.A. Hamilton I know, I know I wrote about SPIDER-MAN not so long ago but unfortunately things change so fast in this business that here we are again. The run of the mill...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Reasons Foreign Horror Kicks U.S Ass

Posted 17 years ago

AITH reader Adam Koetters saved me the trouble of coming up with a topic this time around. He shot an email recommending that we take a look at why foreign horror so often owns while U.S. stuff manages to be...

Top 10 Reasons I’ve Never Paid for a Hooker

Posted 17 years ago

Movies have already taught me not to do heroin and to not pick up hitchhikers so now it’s time for a lesson that will help out my wallet, my family life, and the health of my penis. There are plenty...

CAST THIS: Spider-Man!

Posted 17 years ago

Sony stunned the entertainment world yesterday when amidst rumors of delays and disagreements concerning SPIDER-MAN 4 they announced they were now planning to not only scrap the Raimi/Maguire project, but actually reboot it from scratch with a completely new director and cast. This...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Don’t Revisit the Sins of the Past!

Posted 17 years ago

…don’t revisit the sins of the past! by J.A. Hamilton Summing up the past decade in cinema is no easy feat; though pointing out some of the places Hollywood went wrong is a smidge easier. The movie tree certainly did...

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