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HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Horror Movie Songs

Posted 17 years ago

When fellow AITH staffer Pat Torfe hit me up a while back with the idea for a list of the best horror movie songs, I had no idea putting this list together would be so much f*cking fun. If nothing...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Villains 2 Root 4

Posted 18 years ago

Gotta give a shout out to AITH reader Christopher Hennessee for this week’s idea. Obviously horror thrives on a great villain, and sometimes we even end up rooting for them. A couple great examples are Jason, Michael and Freddy in...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Biters

Posted 18 years ago

Every once in awhile I get a bit stuck on what to do for the list, but usually inspiration in some form strikes. This time it was my two and a half year old son sinking his teeth into my...

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Top 12 Suicides That F*cked Me Up

Posted 18 years ago

I wanted to call this “My 12 Favourite Movie Suicides” until I started thinking about the scenes and my uncontrollable cringing set it. It’s never a satisfactory result when some random character offs themselves. The evil dude does it and...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Films 09

Posted 18 years ago

It’s always nice as a new year kicks off to take a moment to cleanse the crap that didn’t work in the last year, and in the case of genre projects, look forward to some of the more interesting flicks...

Top 10 Worst Movie Weapons

Posted 18 years ago

I found that picture above just as my buzz was kicking in and have been laughing for seven hours straight. This was after spending half the night trying to come up with a Best Weapons Ten Spot. Realizing everyone who...

Top 10 Kids that Didn’t Get Shit for Christmas

Posted 18 years ago

Looking at that creepy little bastard from THE UNBORN above, it makes me wonder if my own kids will ever try to kill me. My oldest is currently bringing the “terrible twos” to an echelon usually reserved for wild animals...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Naughty vs. Nice

Posted 18 years ago

Happy Holidays everybody. One of the classic set-ups in horror is to pit the innocent against the not so innocent. And since ‘ole St. Nick likes to do the whole good list/bad list thing I thought we’d help him out...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Gifts

Posted 18 years ago

As the holidays approach you may occasionally find yourself at a loss for what to get you favorite horror fan. Horror has fallen prey to bad ratings decisions of late, and bad demographic targeting, so even the old standby of...

Top 10 Surgical Procedures

Posted 18 years ago

I’ve had two surgeries my entire life. One for a broken knee, the other for my wisdom teeth. Neither left me with any super human strength or special abilities. I tried suing the doctors but my mom wouldn’t stop punching...

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