JoBlo Originals

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Bizarre Horror

Posted 18 years ago

Horror comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of it rocks, some of it sucks, and some of it just leaves you saying “Meh.” But there is a whole other possibility that almost defies attempts at criticism. It’s the flicks...

Top 10 Favorite Indiana Jones Moments

Posted 18 years ago

Welcome to Indiana Jones week on JoBlo.com. I haven’t been this excited since I saw Thomas Jane almost kill a guy at Comic Con last year. I’m sitting in my office right now with nothing on but a fedora and...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Horror That Made Me

Posted 18 years ago

One of the things I truly love about AITH is the fiery opinions of our readers and how tenaciously ya’ll fight to defend the genre and those projects you think are great. And just like you guys, the writers here...

Top 10 Greatest Movie Bar Scenes

Posted 18 years ago

My head still hurts after trying to narrow down this list. It’s hard to comprehend how many cool sequences have went down in a nightclub, or a stripclub, or a rave, or a milk bar. So many fights, so many...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Horror 4 Kids

Posted 18 years ago

Childhood is supposed to be a time of innocence, right? But now the souls of our young folk are being sullied with the unending flood of crappy remakes and tepid PG-13 BS that is being passed off as horror these...

Top 10 Worst Movie Girlfriends

Posted 18 years ago

Until I met my wife, I had some bad luck in the girlfriend department. There was the one that thought random acts of oral sex with strangers wasn’t considered cheating. The one with the mustache and breath that rivaled the...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Lamest Villains

Posted 18 years ago

Horror does a lot of things great. It gives us tons of bloodshed, crazy f*cked up situations, and often provides ample female flesh to gawk at. But the thing that sends a flick through the roof, more often than not,...

Top 10 Horror Cliches That Need to Die

Posted 18 years ago

I’m starting to seriously wonder if there’s some sort of template available online for shitty horror writers. It’s filled with the ridiculous staples of modern horror, suggests cheesy dialogue when you’re blocked, and even has a handful of character arcs...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Horror Azzholes

Posted 18 years ago

This week’s list idea comes courtesy of Eric “Walker – Texas Ranger” Walkuski. When he first queried about doing a list on the true bungholes of horror I was a little hesitant. Mostly because I was gonna have to put...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Horror Voices

Posted 18 years ago

A lot of things make for great horror, but ya got nothing without an awesome villain. Now some of them are nasty creatures, others just stalk you with single-minded evil. But there are some out there that really f*ck you...

Load more articles