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Top 10 Coolest eBay Auctions

Posted 20 years ago

You got any of that Christmas money left over? You wanna spend it on something other than booze and porn? You’ve come to the right place, as long as you stay away from my gigantic booze and porn collections. I’ve...

Top 10 Wrestler Roles

Posted 20 years ago

It’s scary when I think how much wrestling influenced my life during the eighties and then again in the late nineties. As a child I would slap the camel clutch on my dog, Peppy, at any given moment. Taking an...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Cut Off Fingers

Posted 20 years ago

Written By Serena Whitney: When I had attended this year’s 1st annual Toronto After Dark Film Festival, I watched this short by Dave Mcgrath entitled, Disfingered. (Check out the short’s website here: www.disfingered.com ). It was about a man who...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Sidekicks

Posted 20 years ago

Written By Serena Whitney: In my opinion, the sidekick or second banana is one of the most essential roles in most horror movies. Whether they are helping out the hero or the villain, the sidekick characters are usually the glue...

Top 10 Reasons We Love Kevin Smith

Posted 20 years ago

Your average fanboy from the early nineties is not much different from today. Their heads are filled with dreams of making movies, writing comics to sell in their own comic store, having action figures of themselves, and getting laid by...

Top 10 Greatest Punches

Posted 20 years ago

After watching close to twenty hours of ‘Ultimate Fighter’ Saturday night on Spike TV, I needed a vent for my testosterone. I tried punching my dog but the little f*cker is too quick. Six beers later I woke up in...

Top 10 Reasons to Love Halloween

Posted 20 years ago

Dress up the brats, go get the candy, stuff your face, put the kids to bed, and pop in one of the greatest achievements in the history of film. That’s what your Halloween night should consist of every year. There’s...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Road Horror

Posted 20 years ago

Written By Sierra Whitney A sub-genre of movies I happen to love is the “road movie” genre. I love this particular type of movie because it seems to be different in every genre it’s portrayed in. In dramas, road movies...

Top 10 Most Helpful Dead Guys

Posted 20 years ago

Halloween is just around the corner which means another year of dead guys getting a bad rap. Sure, ghosts can be pretty creepy and zombies still enjoy to feast on our flesh now and again but I’m here to prove...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Ladykillers

Posted 20 years ago

Written By Serena Whitney: A while back I wrote an article about top ten dumb chick victims . Although I thought my article was filled with light humor and was not to be taken too seriously, there were a few...

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