Yes, the Academy Awards was last night. Yes, the best picture of the year was about a pscyhopath and came from the great minds who gave us THE BIG LEBOWSKI (check out the Arrow’s review HERE). But what awards show over the weekend do we really care about? The Razzies, of course!
Yes, the 28th annual Golden Raspberry Awards was held over the weekend, and you’d never guess who took home the most awards for achievement in shite filmmaking. Ok, maybe you would. Lindsay Lohan and I KNOW WHO KILLED ME took home a ridiculous amount of Razzies this year, but don’t let me ruin it for you – check out all the categories it won below!
Worst Picture:
“I Know Who Killed Me”
Worst Actress:
Lindsay Lohan, “I Know Who Killed Me”
Worst Supporting Actress:
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey), “I Know Who Killed Me”
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota), “I Know Who Killed Me”
Worst Screen Couple:
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan, “I Know Who Killed Me”
Worst Remake or Rip-Off:
“I Know Who Killed Me” (Rip-Off of “Hostel,” “Saw,” and “The Patty Duke Show”)
Worst Director:
Chris Siverston, “I Know Who Killed Me”
Worst Screenplay:
Jeffrey Hammond, “I Know Who Killed Me”
Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie:
“I Know Who Killed Me”
The only two other categories I KNOW didn’t win in was Best Actor (that went to Eddie Murphy for NORBIT) and Worst Sequel/Prequel (that one went to DADDY DAY CAMP), otherwise I KNOW sweeped the whole award show!
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that a genre effort such as I KNOW took home so many awards… especially one so deserving as Lohan and I KNOW. Unfortunately Lohan didn’t go to the award show to recieve her awards in person… oh well, I guess they can’t be as graceful as Halle Berry. Let’s give it up for Lohan and I KNOW WHO KILLED ME!!!
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