I don’t give a shit what any friggin’ naysayers utter. I am totally looking forward to the full-on fockin’ female flesh and freak-out fest otherwise known as SORORITY ROW. How the hell could anyone say no to an R-rated slasher that promises plenty of gore and skin. And sweet slashing sugar-tits, how gorgeous is this cast?! Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Audrina Patridge, Julian Morris, Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman and Jamie Chung. Just breathtaking.
And they’re all in the brand new poster for the flick above. Sure, it’s nothing terribly new, but the girls are still just lovely. I also am guessing that the fact that the sorority house catches fire is no big secret in regards to the plot because I’ve seen images of it in practically every picture or poster. Again, who gives a shit? I’m still seeing it.
Oh, and by the way, it’s even got freakin’ Carrie Fisher as the house mother. That’s right, Princess Leia sort of passing on the fantasy girl torch to a whole new generation of goddesses. See you at the theater on the 11th of September.
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