A long ways back in April, I told you all about a UK-based horror flick that was just about to begin production with the subtle title of LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS. Well, today I am honored to report that the flick has now entered the post-production phase… which means we are now quite close to getting our sexy-girl-on-girl-bloodsucking freak on! Oh yeah, I think there’s some kind of plot too. Here it is:
With their women enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
Sounds like an amazingly good time! I’ve posted the latest teaser art for LESBIAN VAMPs up top and I have to say that its tagline definitely sums this whole thing up: “What more could you possibly want?” I’ll tell you what, how about a signed affidavit promising that you will indeed deliver the heaping amounts of T & A and “girl love” that a flick with a title such as this must entail? Because I assure you, there will be trouble if LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS doesn’t deliver the all-out goods.
The flick was directed by Phil Claydon from a script by
Paul Hupfield and Stewart Williams. The cast includes Paul McGann, James Corden, Mathew Horne, MyAnna Buring, Silvia Colloca, Vera Filatova, Tiffany Mulheron (below), and Ashley Mulheron.
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