Machete bangs Lohan?

By The Arrow

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

I was like on
Lindsay Lohan’s TWITTER PAGE today and
Lynds like posted up “something was made
official today!” and then she like totally slapped up a link
to the MACHETE IMDB Page. So I’m like totally totalled… was Lynds
Drunktwittering… or was I Drunkreading? Time will tell.

Bobby R’ MACHETE stars Danny Trejo AND WILL MAYBE co star Michelle
Rodriguez, Steven Seagal (when the hell did that happen), Jonah Hill,
Robert De Niro (why the f*ck not), Tom Savini and yup, the charming
Lohan. Machete is about Danny Trejo whacking out chumps and banging hoes
– GREAT CONCEPT!

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