Meet the Seven Dwarves of Mirror Mirror...

… in a featurette that is decidedly not “magic, magic.” You’ll understand what I mean when you watch the thing.

That understanding will come closely on the heels of the realization that some strange person in charge of decision making has decided to basically sell MIRROR MIRROR as THE SEVEN STOOGES. I am strongly inclined to think that there’s an eighth stooge to be had in there as well, as she claims to be such a pretty woman but I definitely wouldn’t take her to my best friend’s wedding in Notting Hill. The featurette in question “includes new footage from the film and the seven actors discussing their roles as the rebel ‘bandits’ training Snow White to face the Evil Queen and reclaim her kingdom. Starring as the courageous heroes are Jordan Prentice, Mark Povinelli, Joe Gnoffo, Danny Woodburn, Sebastian Saraceno, Martin Klebba, and Ronald Lee Clark.”

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