Tired of all the slightly different teaser clips for BEOWULF? Feel like you need a little more… meat? How about Grendel tearing high holy hell out of a bunch of medieval dudes? Maybe more glimpses at a near-nekkid CG Angelina Jolie?
Yeah, Robert Zemeckis’ “performance capture” movie is looking pretty tight… at least when people aren’t speaking, because the awkward mouth animations look a bit too “id Software” to me. But I’ll be slipping on the 3-D glasses for some poetic carnage when this hits theaters. Click the wet demonic buttocks to see!














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