Lohan is finished?

Lindsay Lohan has apparently embarked on the Jessica Simpson direction of career trajectory. Her next effort, LABOR PAINS will go straight to cable and then to DVD, skipping completely that cumbersome affair of opening in cinemas. Also, it is apparently our fault. She said “And yes, the Web sites, the gossip pages and all of that stuff have hurt my career — they’re like the burn books of Hollywood.”

And to a degree she is probably correct; it’s no secret that in Hollywood people will readily hire bitches who suck at both life and acting so long as the websites are in to it. Likewise, people in general usually overlook the million people you let put their dicks into you (collectively, “The Riders of Lohan”). So here, in celebration of this being perhaps the last time we will report on something from the world of Lohan, are a couple of pictures to remember her by.