“…once
Angelina Jolie’s skinny ass enters the picture and bullets start
flying through people’s brains at an alarming rate, I was
hunkered down in my seat with a shit-eatin’ grin on my pasty fat
face until the film’s blazing finale.”
JOBLO
NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few
years, I haven’t been able to review the same amount of films as
before, but I’ll be slapping some of my more recent reviews up
every now and again. Staff reviews HERE.
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