Wank your weasel. Jerk your jimmy. Pump your piston. Maul your manhood. Choke your chicken. Toss your trash. Beat your bobblehead.
Whatever you call it, best know that it’s time to bone up (so to speak) on the finer points of that particular activity. Why? Because our steppapa JoBlo has just launched a sister site called MovieHotties.com and believe me when I say you’re going to need some alone time.
I could list all the fantastic features that the site will, uh, feature, but I’m a little brain dead already from the powerful nexus of so much hotness. It’s just not right. It’s fun, but it’s not right. So click here to read JoBlo’s entire description of what you can expect from the site.
Or just click on Stacy Keibler’s stupidly hot tuckus below to transport yourself into the land of dreams (you know what kind 🙂
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