OMG! OMG! Thank goodness! Thank heavens! I’m totally having a TWILIGHT fan-gasm now that I’ve heard the brand new news that a totally fresh teaser trailer for the most aniticipated horror movie of the year, NEW MOON will be arriving… hold on to your glitter sticks, friends… this Friday, August 14th!!!
And to make matters even awesomer, the teaser will be attached to the new Vanessa Hudgens movie, BANDSLAM, which I was totally planning on seeing anyways! Can you say “double bonus”?! Now, I don’t know too much about this vampire series, but from all I’ve seen thusfar, here’s my best interpretation of NEW MOON’s plot:
Bella, the chick with that dull expression, goes to a foreign country to meet some more vampires that know Edward, the vampire she loves. Shit hits the fan because it’s really hard for a mortal girl to be play “bump-bump” with a member of the undead. Then a werewolf shows up and tries to get Bella to be his girlfriend.
How’s that sound? Am I right? No matter, I can’t wait for this teaser trailer and I also can’t wait for November 20th when Summit Entertainment releases NEW MOON!
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