NSFW trailer for Call Girl of Cthulu!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 11 years ago

Last Updated on July 22, 2021

With a title like that, how can you go wrong?

Here’s the trailer for CALL GIRL OF CTHULU, which looks like a batshit crazy enterprise to be sure. Seemingly inspired by the splatter-horror numbers of Stuart Gordon and Frank Henenlotter, this preview sports some impressive prosthetic effects and a tangible lack of good taste. Sold!

Directed by Jimmy George and Chris LaMartina and starring David Phillip Carollo and Melissa O’Brien, CALL GIRL OF CTHULU goes like this:

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When a virginal artist falls in love with an escort, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.

Unfortunately, CALL GIRL doesn’t come to DVD until September 15th, a very long wait. That said, when it does arrive, the disc will be bringing with it a nice amount of special features:

• Audio commentary by LaMartina and George
• Audio commentary by LaMartina and actors Carollo, O’Brien and Nicolette Le Faye
• “Lights! Tentacles! Action! The Making of CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU”
• “Dunwhich Whorers: The Outtakes of Cthulhu”
• CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU Kickstarter Kick-Off
• A Special Message from H.P. Lovecraft
• “My 5-Year-Old Niece Explains Cthulhu”
• “Cthulhu for President” commercial
• A Special Message from George Stover
• Celephais Erectile Dysfunction Ad
• CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU trailer

Keep your eyeballs popped for more regarding this title soon.

Source: Arrow in the Head

Tags: aith, Arrow in the head, Call Girl of Cthulu, Chris LaMartina, David Phillip Carollo, DVD, Horror, Jimmy George, Melissa O'Brien, trailer

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