I love bunnies and I don’t give a f*ck who knows it. They’re cute as hell whether you’re talking about the furry kind, or the sexy kind (I truly don’t want to hear from anyone who thinks the furry kind are sexy or vice versa).
So it was with no little enthusiasm that I came across the following info from the boys over at Dread Central on the new flick Easter Bunny, KILL! KILL!:
A wolf in sheep’s clothing is about to meet an unlikely match when Remington, a murderous grifter, cons his way into a mother’s heart, putting on a fatherly facade for her cherished son, Nicholas. But the second she leaves for work, it’s hookers and hookahs for Remington while his connoisseur-of-kiddie-porn pal sets his sights on the gentle boy.
Nicholas seeks refuge from the torrent of abuse by confiding in his new pet bunny. But as Remington orchestrates an orgy of degradation, Nicholas is nowhere to be found. Instead, someone wearing a mask of the playful holiday hopper, the Easter Bunny, crashes the party and executes a blood-splattered night of unspeakable carnage upon those intent on harming Nicholas.
Rabbit-slasher? I think I just wet myself. That’s almost better than beer. Almost. Click on the sweet teaser pic below to check out a bunch of stills from the movie.
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