Like I just told The Arrow and my fellow AITH writers: This has got to be the coolest f*cking news I’ve heard in a very long time! What news could I be speaking of? Only the fact that Mr. Steven Seagal is coming out with a new reality series for A&E. If the idea of “Seagal” and “Reality TV” doesn’t sound like an ideal match, then just hold on to your mutha-f*ckin’ horses! Suck on the concept for a sec and see if you feel like swallowing:
The new series will be called STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN and it will be following Seagal in New Orleans where he has been working on and off for the past two decades as a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish County Sheriff’s Office. One of his stints found him assisting with recovery efforts during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in 2005. LAWMAN also will document Seagal’s life off the beat, including his musical and philanthropic activities in the Big Easy.
How… Friggin’… Cool… Is… THAT?! Are you kidding me?! Seagal as a real life police officer?! To quote my man, The Arrow: F*cking Gold! Could you imagine being a perp in New Orleans and getting busted by the man who shoved an eight-inch blade into the top of Tommy Lee Jones’ head in UNDER SEIGE? You can bet your ass I’ll be tuning in to find out!
Here’s what Seagal had to say: “I decided to work with A&E on this series now because I believe it’s important to show the nation all the positive work being accomplished here in Louisiana.”
LAWMAN is scheduled to premiere in late 2009, so get ready!
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