Sofia Vergara has some vulgar rules for her ladies in this red band Machete Kills clip; plus an Alexa Vega poster

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Last Updated on August 2, 2021

The best part about writing this article was coming up with a title to describe this MACHETE KILLS clip without offending anyone:

Peso Vagina Tuesday?

Sophia Vergara talks about undercarriages

Sophia Vergara on the feminine parts of her ladies

There were other options but I don’t know if I can share those. I’m sure you’ll come up with your own….

Vergara says some pretty hardcore stuff in this clip which is VERY NSFW. We’ve also got this character poster of Alexa Vega as Killjoy. Yep, that’s her rump. We’ve come a long way since SPY KIDS, huh? It’s sort of crazy to me that Rodriguez directed her in the first SPY KIDS movie when she was thirteen, and has now directed her in MACHETE KILLS as a boobalicious twenty-five year old.

I’m sure you’ll enjoy both the clip and the poster.

Synopsis: The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.

MACHETE KILLS hits theaters on October 11, 2013.

Source: ComingSoon

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