Spoof movie Vampires Suck takes a bite out of Twilight, peep the trailer!

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Last Updated on July 23, 2021

So what’s the verdict on TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE? I know at least some of you mofos saw that shite last weekend!

Despite critical drubbing, even when it was thought David Slade’s version might be the best of the bunch, ECLIPSE did admirable box-office business by netting just over $175 million domestically. I’m sure Summit found the numbers a tad underwhelming, not only was the flick tracking to crack the $200 million mark, it ultimately fell short of last year’s NEW MOON. And to add insult to injury, a new flick from the creators of DATE MOVIE called VAMPIRES SUCK is taking a hardy bite of all you Twihards. Nab a peek at the trailer below!

Written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer – VAMPIRES SUCK stars Ken Jeong, Matt Latner, Anneliese van der Pol (below), Charlie Webber, Chris Riggi, Michelle Lang, Marcelle Baer, Jenn Proske, Bradley Dodds and Mike Mayhall. No plot details are either needed or available. Pretty speechless really.

I honestly feel dumber having watched this trailer, although homeboy contractually obligated to spritz his abs is kinda funny. I guess.

VAMPIRES SUCK apparently comes out August 18th.

Source: AITH

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