Maybe it’s the lack of sleep this week. Maybe it’s the drugs. Perhaps those late nights jet-setting with Salma Hayek declaring her neverending love for me. Well that last one pretty much just resides in my head. All that to say my judgement may be impaired, but I just have to share some info on SURVIVE STYLE 5+ with ya’ll.
First we’ll let you enjoy the lengthy synopsis: A homicidal husband murders his wife and buries her body in the woods. But she refuses to stay dead and repeatedly returns from beyond the grave to kick his ass utilizing an imaginative variety of different methods, from breathing fire to launching her limbs at him missile-style. A female advertising executive arranges the assassination of her tiresome celebrity boyfriend and constantly dreams up bizarre TV commercials inspired by those around her. Having won tickets for his family to go and see the hottest hypnotist show in town, a middle-aged businessman is left stranded and convinced he is a chicken when a ruthless British hitman with a penchant for existential interrogation and his Japanese partner fatally interrupt the hypnotist’s performance. Meanwhile, a trio of incompetent burglars cruises the suburbs looking for amusement, a fast buck and answers to questions regarding their sexuality.
If you’re still with me after all that then add this into your twisted mind. The damn thing stars Vinnie Jones AND Sonny Chiba. I won’t bother explaining who they are, because if you haven’t already moved on to the next piece of news while shaking your head at what a weirdo that Matt Withers is, you’ll be well familiar with those gentlemen and why it’s awesomely awesome they’ll be in a movie together.
So on to the trailer, which is absolutely as weird and fun as you would hope. There are also four other clips for your enjoyment at the Official Site. Dig it!
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