Machete

Theatrical - Wide 2010-09-03

Cast Danny Trejo Robert De Niro Jessica Alba Michelle Rodriguez Lindsay Lohan Jeff Fahey Steven Seagal Don Johnson Cheech Marin
Directed by Ethan Maniquis Robert Rodriguez
Written by Robert Rodriguez

Genres: Action Crime

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Synopsis

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin... See more (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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