Horror Movie Hotties: Machete Kills (2013)

By Salacious Crumb

Posted 11 years ago

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR comes out this weekend, which gives us an excuse to check out some delicious dames from another Robert Rodriguez project, MACHETE KILLS. Even if there were no excuse, there's never a bad time to ogle some hot women in a Rodriguez flick, many of which are jam-packed with gratuitous T&A. Today, we'll be getting two hotties for one, Amber Heard and Sofia Vergara. Both of them are stunning in the movie, despite their characters being rather evil and disturbing (especially Vergara's). So put on your 3-D glasses and enjoy!

MACHETE KILLS (2013)

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Favorite Movies: Star Wars, The Shining, Clerks, Back to the Future, Detroit Rock read more City, Gremlins, The Jerk, A Clockwork Orange, Young Frankenstein, The Big Lebowski, Man on the Moon, UHF, District 9, The Artist, Beetlejuice, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan,The Toxic Avenger, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Yellow Submarine, and Pink Floyd's The Wall

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