Machete

Theatrical - Wide 2010-09-03

Cast Danny Trejo Robert De Niro Jessica Alba Michelle Rodriguez Lindsay Lohan Jeff Fahey Steven Seagal Don Johnson Cheech Marin
Directed by Ethan Maniquis Robert Rodriguez
Written by Robert Rodriguez

Genres: Action Crime

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Synopsis

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin... See more (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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Danny Trejo gives an update on the Machete sequel

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Posted 15 years ago

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Technology is evil, Jessica Alba’s nudity in Machete was CGI

Posted 15 years ago

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Review: Machete

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: An ex-Federale, MACHETE (Danny Trejo) is double crossed and left for dead by a vicious Mexican drug kingpin, Torrez (Steven Seagal). Three years later, he turns up in Texas, where he’s hired by the mysterious Booth (Jeff Fahey) to...

Interview: Robert Rodriguez and Machete himself Danny Trejo!

Posted 16 years ago

MACHETE began as an idea Robert Rodriguez had back in the early 90s when he was making DESPERADO and first met Danny Trejo. Over 15 years later, the full-length MACHETE adventure is finally in theaters tomorrow. We caught up with...

Interview: Machete babes Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez!

Posted 16 years ago

MACHETE stars Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez are beautiful – no doubt. But in Robert Rodriguez’s film, they’re not just arm candy to Danny Trejo’s blade-wielding hero – they get to kick some serious ass in their own right. (If...

Exclusive: Jessica Alba kicks ass in this red band Machete clip!!

Posted 16 years ago

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Robert Rodriguez already has ideas for more Machete movies

Posted 16 years ago

It’s only a couple more weeks before Danny Trejo hacks through his problems in MACHETE, but his vengeful Mexican have more wetwork ahead of him. At least, that’s what Robert Rodriguez is planning. The director-writer-producer-caterer was thinking ahead with his...

Exclusive: Jessica Alba and Danny Trejo in a brand new Machete clip!

Posted 16 years ago

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Check out the sweet T&A in the new Machete red band trailer

Posted 16 years ago

Sounds like fans who attended the MACHETE party were pleased! Except for Jason Adams who may have gotten taco poisoning. During the party for the film, three new amazing clips were shown. Two of them involving Machete before getting laid...

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COMIC CON: Talking Machete with Danny Trejo, Robert Rodriguez and Michelle Rodriguez!

Posted 16 years ago

Yesterday Fox threw a big MACHETE party off-site at Comic-Con that included a taco truck (manned by the film’s stars), a bunch of low riders and some hot MACHETE babes dancing around. I, of course, was there strictly for business....

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