Marmaduke

Movie Jail: This week’s defendant is…Kiefer Sutherland!

Posted 12 years ago

This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed...

Movie Jail: This week’s defendant is…Owen Wilson!

Posted 13 years ago

Welcome to Movie Jail, a facility like any other, only its inmates are Hollywood writers, directors, actors and producers. This column will serve as a Movie Jail trial. We will put one defendant on trial; lay out arguments for the...

Cool Videos (WTF? Edition): The Andrew Show, wherein a racist kid complains about Marmaduke

Posted 15 years ago

Holy. Shit. Videogum has stumbled upon a sort of video review for the film MARMADUKE by what appears to be a Ku Klux Kid named ‘Andrew’. Andrew has his own show, appropriately titled “The Andrew Show” (“A Show for White...

Laugh, cry or cringe at the trailer for Marmaduke

Posted 16 years ago

For those who haven’t looked at a newspaper since the 1950s, MARMADUKE is a comic strip about a Great Dane and all the hypothetical comedy that comes from owning such a monstrous dog. And now it’s a live-action (CG-assisted) movie,...

Marmaduke trailer

Posted 16 years ago

Why am I sharing this with you? For one, it’s movie news. Two, it might keep you away from it if you were ever considering watching it. The MARMADUKE comic was just flat out not funny. It might have a...

Here’s Marmaduke

Posted 16 years ago

Let’s be honest: no one under the age of 80 thinks “Marmaduke” is any funny. There are entire websites devoted to pointing out the inanity of Marmaduke’s daily adventures in the funny pages. So I don’t think anyone is really...

Wilson is Marmaduke

Posted 16 years ago

Seems that MARLEY & ME did good things for Owen Wilson, so he’ll be sticking in the Dog Movies realm for a little bit. The actor is the final piece of the MARMADUKE casting where he’ll voice the titular Great...

Marmaduke voices

Posted 17 years ago

There’s a Marmaduke movie in the works? Really? No kidding? Wow, that’s something. What is a Marmaduke anyway? I gather that it’s a long-running comic strip but no newspaper in my neck o’ the woods ever printed that one. Is...