I know this flick may be coming a little too late, but because of its wacky balls-and-gizards-to-the-wall nature, I still feel it’s worth mentioning. The title is THANKSKILLING (can you see where I’m going with this?). That’s right, my lads! Thanksgiving may have already passed, but there’s still one bad-ass mother-f*cking bird that didn’t get cooked! Are you ready to chow down with one killer turkey?! I hope so! Take a slice of the plot:
A group of college kids go camping on their Thanksgiving break and wind up getting terrorized by a beastly, homicidal turkey.
It’s just that simple! And yes, it’s just as whacky as it sounds… but possibly fun too? See for yourself by checking out the trailer down below. Wait till you see people being attacked by an actual insane turkey! How can you pass that up?
THANKSKILLING was written and directed by Jordan Downey. It stars Lance Predmore, Chuck Lamb, Lindsey Anderson, General Bastard (yup, that’s the name listed), Natasha Cordova (below), Ryan E. Francis, and Pat Love. As of right now, the flick is seeking a distributor, but I bet someone will gobble it up soon. Sorry for the lame joke. I just thought it fit the piece.
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