Three Musketeers cross swords in first teaser trailer

JoBloJoBlo

It’s news when Paul W.S. Anderson is making a movie that isn’t RESIDENT EVIL related at this point, and if you’ve forgotten what that might look like, there’s now a trailer for THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

It had me had dual octuple crossbows, or whatever the hell those things are in the first few seconds, but lost me when it plugged being in 3D no less than three times in a 90 second spot. I get that Anderson actually shoots his movies in 3D rather than upconverting, but I have yet to see a good feature in shitty Real 3D and I won’t be shelling out for this one.

But outside of the obvious “3D” moments in the trailer, the action looks good and it’s nice to see that Orlando Bloom isn’t dead and Milla Jovovitch is still hot. Check it out below or see it in HD at Apple.

Source: Apple

About the Author

Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

The comment section exists to allow readers to discuss the article constructively and respectfully, focused on the topic at hand.

What’s Not Allowed

  • Abusive language, insults, or harassment toward other users or staff.
  • Hate speech of any kind is strictly prohibited.
  • Bickering, bullying, personal attacks, or baiting others to argue
  • Extended off-topic debates, especially those centered on politics or religion rather than the article topic
  • No AI content or SPAM