Troll remake casts online!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 18 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Hey, know, own, or rent an 11-14 year old who you think would look great alongside a terrifying Troll and his disgusting brood? Well, the producers of TROLL wouldn’t mind seeing their audition tape, as an open call is out to all little boys and girls willing to spend some quality time with a monstrous imp from a hellish netherworld. What fun!

“Want to be the next Harry Potter?!” seems to be the angle they’re going for – because of course the lead character’s name is Harry Potter Jr. and gee whiz wouldn’t that be cool..? Nevertheless, if you’re interested in subjecting your child to this, head on over HERE to learn more.

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Eric Walkuski

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