… and they are all uniformly terrible. Or at least twenty two of them are. I’ve posted the only one that is not first, and followed it with a few selections that communicate the general concept of the remaining twenty two. If you so desire (because you hate your eyes and/or enjoy excercising those facial muscles used to make a look of dismay), the rest of them may be found collected here.
There are so many. And they are so, so, so bland. Forget my hypothetical eight year-old nephew – this is something where my hypothetical five year-old nephew who accidentally stumbled upon Photoshop for the first time could’ve put together these posters for THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 2).
“Look at me! I was actually acting when this picture was taken!“
“Rrrrawwrr I’m a scary vampire!”
“I don’t even know what I’m doing here.”
“I do know what I’m doing here, and it makes me sad.“
“This smirk is for the fact that I don’t care what you think due to how much money I’m making.”
“So what expression do you want me to – wait, did you already – oh. Damn.”
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 2) ends the whole thing (in theory) November 16th.
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