There is no theatrical love this week. but there are some kick-ass STD’s hitting the DVD stands. One word: DMX. That’s all I need to say about CARNIVOROUS. Academy Award winner Cuba Gooding Jr. is drowning into nowhere on another STD horror flick with THE DEVIL’S TOMB. Seriously? Sheesh. And finally, BENEATH THE FLESH, mostly cause the cover’s so cool.
SLAUGHTERING STORES THIS WEEK
CARNIVOROUS
Rated: Not Rated
Starring DMX
Directed by Amir Valinia
Run Time: 101 Min.
Serpent kind of crocodile thingy killing people, but is not immune to a bazooka throw in some real bad CGI/Acting and a £10 budget and this is what you get. Filmed in blackovision to cover the cheap effects.
THE DEVIL’S TOMB
Rated:R
Starring Cuba Gooding Jr.
Directed Jason Connery
Run Time: 84 minutes
Academy Award® winner Cuba Gooding Jr. (Best Supporting Actor, Jerry Maguire, 1996) battles for mankind’s survival in this action-packed, apocalyptic horror thriller. When the scientist (Ron Perlman) leading a top-secret Middle Eastern archeological site goes missing, an elite military unit is sent on a search and rescue mission. Descending deep below civilization, Captain Mack (Gooding Jr.) and his team soon find themselves face-to-face with an ancient evil. An evil that may not be of this world. Co-starring Ron Perlman (Hellboy), Taryn Manning (Hustle & Flow), Ray Winstone (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) and punk rock legend Henry Rollins (Heat).
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BENEATH THE FLESH
Rated: R
Starring Michael Whitney, Steve Arons
Directed by Randall Kaplan
Run Time: 72 minutes
Kafka meets Lynch meets Burroughs via Cronenberg. It’s quality stuff.
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