xXx: Return of Xander Cage clip shows Vin Diesel skiing in a jungle

Whether we want it or not, the third xXx movie, RETURN OF XANDER CAGE – starring the one-and-only Vin Diesel – is coming out soon. And with the foreboding January release date fast approaching, Paramount has released a new clip from the film. Let's take a peek:

Hmm. Alongside last week's less (but still) ridiculous action clip, this movie is shaping up to be either dumb-fun or dumb-shit, but nothing in-between. And there ain't nothin' wrong with dumb-fun (SHOOT 'EM UP and CRANK are some of my favorite movies). I'm just worried if the new XXX will deliver on the "fun" part of that equation.

I guess we'll find out when xXx: RETURN OF XANDER CAGE does some sort of stupid-yet-awesome stunt to theaters January 20th, 2017.

Source: YouTube

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