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Snake Outta Compton is, yes, a real movie

Listen, I know I'm playing right into the filmmaker's hands here. I doubt SNAKE OUTTA COMPTON will be that great (or even bad-great, like BIRDEMIC or 1313: COUGAR CULT), and will probably just be a lame, cheaply-made B-movie that's too calculated...

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Peter Rabbit has attitude in new trailer for the children’s film

Posted 9 years ago

So PETER RABBIT is an upcoming live-action/animated hybrid kid's film from Sony. Nothing in that sentence sounds good. Anyway, it's based on old children's books from the early 1900s, where Peter is at one point beaten with a switch by...

Young Sheldon looks worse than The Big Bang Theory

Posted 9 years ago

Look, I know there are fans of THE BIG BANG THEORY, and that’s fine – it’s one of the most popular shows on the air right now, so that makes sense – but regardless, despite my own misgivings of TBBT,...

They’ll make a movie out of anything now case file #1138: Duck Duck Goose

Posted 9 years ago

So it seems we're living in a real-life MR. SHOW sketch. I swear to God, I feel like any moment that we're going to be hearing Sony announcing COUPON: THE MOVIE. I mean, I'm not saying making movies out of stupid...

John Cena to star in Transformers spin-off about Bumblebee in the 80s

Posted 9 years ago

It seems WWE superstar John Cena has been cast in the new TRANSFORMERS spin-off film BUMBLEBEE, alongside the previously cast Hailee Steinfeld (TRUE GRIT). This is the first TRANSFORMERS spin-off, of which the studio hopes is the beginning of a...

“Sporror” is a new genre that merges sports with horror

Posted 9 years ago

So a new genre is emerging from the depths of a film marketer's mind, and it's none other than SPORROR!!! The merger of two scary things: horror and sports. I would've gone with "horrts", but that's why they don't pay...

Dr. Jekyll [spoilers] in new behind-the-scenes The Mummy featurette

Posted 9 years ago

Man, I want THE MUMMY to be good. I think of all the would-be cinematic universes – outside of Marvel or DC – the Universal monsters seem to be the most obvious fit. Hell, they were the first pioneers of...

Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a thing that exists

Posted 9 years ago

There's that old saying "when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you"? Well this is the abyss…this shit right here. I've seen the trailer a few times to make sure it's real, and each time I...

Fist Fight releases a few new clips to hopefully pique your interest

Posted 9 years ago

So I don't know how I feel about FIST FIGHT yet. I mean, I love me some Charlie Day (who doesn't enjoy ALWAYS SUNNY?), and I think Ice Cube is great when utilized well. I even love the rest of...

Power Rangers VR experience reveals up-close looks at designs from the film

Posted 9 years ago

It is surprising how little presence the POWER RANGERS marketing has had, especially as it's so close to its release date. We've mainly gotten our look at the designs of the Zords and creatures through their toys, and so far...

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